basketball?

yes, a basketball post.

first off, isn't it kinda cool how jerry colangelo of the raptors is like dave dombrowski of the detroit tigers? eerie similarities between the two, how they shaped teams into dominant juggernauts, got bored, and went to crappy teams to build them up as well. i think these guys should become the new co-commissioners of the NHL. (sidenote: the red wings playing the ducks scares the holy bejeezus out of me.)

also, the pistons were two point underdogs against the bulls last night? because the bulls were at home? really? i mean, two straight absolutely slaughtering blowouts....and home court advantage would erase those like scope on garlic breath? fortunately, the pistons looked down upon their juvenile opponent, gave them the disapproving parent face, and proceeded to say "Nuh-uh" for about three or so hours. the comeback from a gaping deficit at half time was pretty sweet, but probably not as sweet for us normal folk as it was for the folks who actually put money on the pistons.

"they're down by HOW much? OH GOD!"
24 minutes later...
"IT'S LIKE I'M MADE OF MONEY! I AM LEGAL TENDER IN FIFTY STATES! AND CANADA! AND MEXICO! I WANT TO BUY A KITTY!"

sometimes i feel like the NBA is on its way to being legitimately popular again, judging by the teams that advanced. new teams take out the old ones, superstars coming up big when it counts for whatever team is scripted to win...i mean....destined to win....


and on an unrelated note, barry bonds is now back again on HGH and horse enhancers. seriously, it's not like anyone will test him now that he's so close to the record. you can practically hear the thoughts banging around that enormous head of his...